View joke - Enjoy the couch, dog breath
Enjoy the couch, dog breath
Now you know why it happens
I fit perfectly
You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
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