Heart attack in 3 .. 2 .. 1
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
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Now you know why it happens
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Put down the camera and save me
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Who's awesome? You're awesome!
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