View joke - - I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
Self checkout at my local store
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Self Portait
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
Cowboy and the chemist. Cowboy: Give me three packs of them there condoms. Chemist: Will you be needing a bag, Sir ? Cowboy: Nope, she ain't that ugly !
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