Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
No sugar, just milk please
Guess who found your antidepressant pills
Oh, the future looks bright today. Well, not that bright actually...
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