Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
Gollum cat wants his precious
Angry Birds: a game not very popular among cats (and I can see why).
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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