View joke - Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Can't find a blankie ... Can I use you? Ok, thanks.
Good moms let you lick the beaters ... Great moms turn them off first.
I'm in big trouble
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