View joke - Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
Can't find a blankie ... Can I use you? Ok, thanks.
My nails look fabulous
This is how my bed feels when I'm trying to sleep. And that is how it is when I have to wake up.
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