MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Can't find a blankie ... Can I use you? Ok, thanks.
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My nails look fabulous
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I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher.
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