Santa was real. Until he forgot my present - Chuck Norris
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Park under the billboard at your own risk
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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How I think I look when I'm jogging
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