View joke - How to tell you've been really bad this year ... Is that Santa ?
How to tell you've been really bad this year ... Is that Santa ?
Santa was real. Until he forgot my present - Chuck Norris
Park under the billboard at your own risk
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
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