These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
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Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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The judge is a man ? We're golden, I'm man's best friend.
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