I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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When I was a kid you didn't to say: Don't try this at home
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I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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Please be safe. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick
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- Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -It's a banana. -What's up?
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