I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
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I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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I'm guessing you are not in the mood
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- Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -It's a banana. -What's up?
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