View joke - And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
- Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -It's a banana. -What's up?
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
English, it's not for everyone. Tell him that.
Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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