My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
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Nice underwear
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog
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