This planet has issues, Bert.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Now class, I'd like you all to welcome our guest speaker
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It's her own fault. She was texting at the time
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Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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Goodness, look at these costumes. I want to run away from both of you
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Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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