View joke - Goodness, look at these costumes. I want to run away from both of you
Goodness, look at these costumes. I want to run away from both of you
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
This dog thinks he's got it all. - I have a minigun. - We have a vacuum cleaner.
My neighbor on Halloween. Don't visit him, kids.
This kitten is actually a panda. A ferocious panda.
Life is tough. But it's tougher when you're stupid.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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