My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
Run ! Save yourself ! I can't hold him back much longer ...
Be brave and run like hell
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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