If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say: Now you're super mad! If the laugh, marry them.
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Camouflage. He is doing it wrong.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Deforestation. Nobody cares, until you have to pee!
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