My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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I'm in big trouble
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Like if this has ever happened to you.
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This man knows what he's doing. New seat-belt: 45% less car accidents!
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