Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog
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It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
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It's her own fault. She was texting at the time
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If you hit me, we hit you. Car insurance that makes you drive like a boss.
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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