Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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CTRL + Z ! CTRL + Z ! Undo !
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Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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