It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
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You have been warned. Drive carefully. They have two cemeteries and no hospital.
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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