I can't eat that, I'm a vegan. Has that fish been tested for mercury? Is that bread gluten-free?
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You have been warned
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Oh baby, I'll listen to you. I'll listen to you all night.
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Church Mice. We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.
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My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
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I once threw an abstinence party ... But nobody came ...
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