Gollum cat wants his precious
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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Enjoy the couch, dog breath
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Gammers. Immune to all kinds of logic.
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