My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
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I fit perfectly
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He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
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Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
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Your iPhone is far more precious than you
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Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
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