View joke - They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said I still love Vista, baby.
They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said I still love Vista, baby.
Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
Don't fart in an Apple store. Because they don't have windows.
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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