If you hit me, we hit you. Car insurance that makes you drive like a boss.
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What's that? I asked for a puppy.
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-What are you thing about? -Nothing, just baby stuff.
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Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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In soviet Russia spam deletes you
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