Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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- I have the body of an 18 years old. - Oh? -Yes, I keep it in the basement.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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