Husband dreaming pillow. This guy deserves a medal.
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This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
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He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
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I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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