View joke - It does not matter how hard you try.
It does not matter how hard you try.
I'm in big trouble
Philosophy class, play dough
Boyfriend pillow. For all your forever alone needs
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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