Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
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Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
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Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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- You look so much thinner ! - Thanks, I had my appendix removed . . .
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Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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Santa has seen your facebook statuses. You're getting a dictionary for Christmas.
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