View joke - This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
When god made me a small accident happened
- You look so much thinner ! - Thanks, I had my appendix removed . . .
Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
Philosophy class, play dough
-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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