Asked him whether he knows who ate my bacon
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Dear, you have got to start eating out of a different parking lot.
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This is how I know where my girlfriend is
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Up ! Up ! Up ! Get up and bring us some milk.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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That awkward moment.
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