Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week" ? Mom just killed a cockroach ...
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On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
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You don't want to play against this cat.
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And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
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The first kiss is always a little awkward.
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