It does not matter how hard you try.
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Philosophy class, play dough
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Now you know why it happens
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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What's that? I asked for a puppy.
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Enjoy the couch, dog breath
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