My sleep number is bunny
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Philosophy class, play dough
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I'm in big trouble
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
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I have no intention of getting off my ass
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