Heart attack in 3 .. 2 .. 1
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Philosophy class, play dough
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This is how my bed feels when I'm trying to sleep. And that is how it is when I have to wake up.
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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When I was a kid you didn't to say: Don't try this at home
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I'm guessing you are not in the mood
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