Husband dreaming pillow. This guy deserves a medal.
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Philosophy class, play dough
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I'm in big trouble
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
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He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
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