A seal walks into a club ...
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Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
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Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
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She said yes, of course.
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Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.
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This sign is confusing. What does it forbid ? Picking up trees or pooping on mushrooms.
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Welcome to our pool. Oops, it added 'p' in it ...
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