So ... A guy walks into a bar ...

I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.

Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?

Teamwork. They are doing it right. Preparing for the party tonight.