Cowboy and the chemist. Cowboy: Give me three packs of them there condoms. Chemist: Will you be needing a bag, Sir ? Cowboy: Nope, she ain't that ugly !
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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Made Mr. Frosty happy
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