View joke - Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Something happened in the kitchen and ... I love you so much.
Guess who found your antidepressant pills
Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
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