- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
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These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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Self checkout at my local store
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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Food and entertainment
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