- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
Self checkout at my local store
My cat ridding his invisible bike.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Even in the mud tigers stay elegant
Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
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