You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me
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I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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I once threw an abstinence party ... But nobody came ...
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Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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One day I'll catch that red spot
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I have no intention of getting off my ass
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