My memory really sucks, Mildred. So I changed my password to 'Incorrect'. That way when I log in with the wrong password the computer will tell me 'Your password is incorrect'.
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I was trying to work on my project last night
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Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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How I think I look when I'm jogging
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The first kiss is always a little awkward.
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