View joke - When god made me a small accident happened
When god made me a small accident happened
This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
- What can you see, Frodo? Can you see anything? - Nothing ... There's nothing. Wait ... This ring is made in China !
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Housewife of the year. Not really, dude. Not really.
The first kiss is always a little awkward.
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