View joke - Look mom, I'm a tomato!
Look mom, I'm a tomato!
One day I'll catch that red spot
Emo bunny. Nobody understands him. And don't even ask him anything about his haircut.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Unspoken communication. Girls: Check out hair. Evaluate skin. Inspect jewelry. Guys: Hi
Why is our human screaming and tearing her hair out? Beats me. We got the boxes and the dog got the shoes. It looked like a win-win situation.
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