View joke - Look mom, I'm a tomato!
Look mom, I'm a tomato!
One day I'll catch that red spot
Emo bunny. Nobody understands him. And don't even ask him anything about his haircut.
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Thoreal, you know his secret now
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