View joke - Quick ! My wife is coming.
Quick ! My wife is coming.
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
Tried to be honest one time. It was my last day there. -Why aren't you working ? - I didn't see you coming.
Spoons don't actually sound like airplanes ?
You came home early
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement