My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.

Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.

Tried to be honest one time. It was my last day there. -Why aren't you working ? - I didn't see you coming.