View joke - Quick ! My wife is coming.
Quick ! My wife is coming.
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
Tried to be honest one time. It was my last day there. -Why aren't you working ? - I didn't see you coming.
Oh baby, I'll listen to you. I'll listen to you all night.
I'm in big trouble
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