Be brave and run like hell
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You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me
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How I felt in high school. How I feel in college
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Look how happy he is. - No! It's my kitty. Get your own kitty !
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She said yes, of course.
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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