If you hit me, we hit you. Car insurance that makes you drive like a boss.
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These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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Enjoy the couch, dog breath
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- Dude, what happened ? - Did you know that when a cat wags its tail, it means something completely different ?
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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Now you know why it happens
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