View joke - -I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
-What are you thing about? -Nothing, just baby stuff.
Heart attack in 3 .. 2 .. 1
Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Where is this button on facebook? I'd use it a lot.
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