Politicians. Before and after elections. It's all about the finger.
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Is it hot outside ?
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Nice underwear
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Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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