Politicians. Before and after elections. It's all about the finger.
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Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Nutella. What makeup do you use?
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Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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