View joke - I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
Ah, finally in bed
Come on, Frosty, play with this dog. Throw the stick ! Oh, wait . . .
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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