I have no intention of getting off my ass
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Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
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No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing
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Girlfriends in mall. Wow, 50% sale ! Boyfriends in malls.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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This is how I know where my girlfriend is
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